May 2012
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My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh...
Puns, puns everywhere...
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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http://blog.mattlanger.com/post/23804742087 →
@natecrowder @carolindombrow THIS! For the love of writing, read this! Matt Langer: Dear reader, You are reading langer: ugh ok i didn’t want to just leave this sitting in my outbox—which haha yeah this is basically the blogging equivalent of re-gifting, but whatever, here are all my thoughts on that thing we’ve been talking about this week. RIPPED FROM THE SENT ITEMS FOLDER [names have been...
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“History is fact… Contrary to myth, Christianity’s concept of marriage has...”
– Suck on that, Bristol Palin. (via sherlockable)
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Invisible to the Eyes: duskandshiverrrr: TW:... →
Asian American history month… We should all know this &much more. duskandshiverrrr: TW: racism, racially charged hate crimes agradschoolbreakup: 10 Facts You May Not Know About Asian-American History gondoleia: by Jenn Fang It’s almost the end of May. Do you know your Asian-American history? Most of America isn’t aware that May is Asian-American Heritage Month
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Dan Harmon Poops: HEY, DID I MISS ANYTHING?  →
@natecrowder I had no idea he had a tumblr, but you should know now too… danharmon: Kids: A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know. Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice - actually, I have it on good authority they’re quite nice, because…
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