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When her kiss transforms the Beast, she is furious.

"You should have warned me! Here I was smitten by an exceptional being, and all of a sudden, my fiance becomes an ordinary distinguished young man!"

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the 1909 play Beauty and the Beast:  Fantasy in Two Acts by Fernand Noziere, the very first published version of the story where the Beauty is disappointed when the Beast transforms into a human at the end. (via corseque)

Note… the year…fascinating. Gentle beats, always warn a lady.

(via hellboundwitch)

cosplayingwhileblack:

Character: Neil deGrasse Tyson
Series: Cosmos 
SUBMISSION

Perfect cosplay

cosplayingwhileblack:

Character: Neil deGrasse Tyson

Series: Cosmos 

SUBMISSION

Perfect cosplay

coordinatornarvin:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

You forgot the best one though-
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."


I really should go back to the Douglas Adams school of similes and get a degree there. Perhaps write in a nice cottage in the woods entirely like a noisy condo in city… nope still not quite right.

coordinatornarvin:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

You forgot the best one though-

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t."

I really should go back to the Douglas Adams school of similes and get a degree there. Perhaps write in a nice cottage in the woods entirely like a noisy condo in city… nope still not quite right.

(Source: kimkangaskhan, via slutever666)

"My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off."

My 92 year old grandma.  (via forebidden)

I bet my grandma would say the same.

(Source: lule-bell, via slutever666)

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mindfuckmath:

The Natural Numbers 0-10

(via invaderxan)

traversi:

shimmervee:

everyone’s all for genderfluid cecil but have you ever considered genderfluid carlos

"are you a boy or are you a girl?" "no no, i’m a scientist"

"So uh is that Mr. or Mrs.?"
"Doctor."

Yes. #nightvale

(via cassief)

nuggetfucker98:

I SIGNED A PETITION TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN. IF I HAVE EVER DONE ANYTHING IN MY LIFE, IT WAS TO HELP TURN THIS ONE PARK IN VANCOUVER CANADA INTO DUDE CHILLING PARK


#ingress this immediately!

nuggetfucker98:

I SIGNED A PETITION TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN. IF I HAVE EVER DONE ANYTHING IN MY LIFE, IT WAS TO HELP TURN THIS ONE PARK IN VANCOUVER CANADA INTO DUDE CHILLING PARK

#ingress this immediately!

(Source: loesr, via cassief)

princessesandbutts:

all-those-disneydolls:

New line of Disney Store talking/singing dolls

We got these in the store the other day and it’s so hard not being able to blow my whole paycheck on Ariel and Tiana. Ugh

Where is my Mulan? In the couple dolls she’s with some guy entirely irrelevant to her whole film.

"If you treat an individual as he is, he will remain how he is. But if you treat him as if he were what he ought to be and could be, he will become what he ought to be and could be."

Goethe (via observando)

humansofnewyork:

"Seeing her do all these beautiful movements on stage, when you’ve watched her grow from the tiniest little thing… oh man, those dance recitals make me cry."

humansofnewyork:

"Seeing her do all these beautiful movements on stage, when you’ve watched her grow from the tiniest little thing… oh man, those dance recitals make me cry."

humansofnewyork:

"I prefer maritime laws over laws on land. Maritime laws only exist to guarantee safe passage. There are no loopholes or biases to favor more powerful vessels. Every ship is equal, and no one is more powerful than the sea."

humansofnewyork:

"I prefer maritime laws over laws on land. Maritime laws only exist to guarantee safe passage. There are no loopholes or biases to favor more powerful vessels. Every ship is equal, and no one is more powerful than the sea."

paindemands-tob3-felt:

DON’T 

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TELL

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WOMEN

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CAN’T

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WEAR

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SUITS

If women couldn’t wear suits, it’s spend a lot of time at work naked, I mean what else is worth the time to put on in the morning?

(via uncreative-dyke)

buzzfeed:

27 People With Better Job Titles Than You

The title isn’t everything in jobs, but it can be a bell of a perk.

(via uncreative-dyke)